She's Running to Late Night

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

• New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is maybe certainly definitely could be running for president. She reportedly told a group of 20 women in a private meeting, attended by Gloria Steinem, that she will announce the exploratory committee in the “coming weeks.” She’s running? [BuzzFeed News]
• To the Late Show? [Variety]
• Can’t wait to get food poisoning thanks to the shutdown. [New York Times]
• The Mooch is going to appear on Celebrity Big Brother. [Page Six]
• A border wall would divide the Native American Tohono o’odham tribe in Arizona. [PBS News Hour]
• Sen. Rand Paul is getting surgery in Canada. [The Courier-Journal]
• Former White House Deputy press secretary Raj Shah is making a logical pivot to a lobbying firm. [Politico]
• Activists have launched a 15-city tour to push candidates to support the Green New Deal. [Axios]
• Take a look at the women in Congress. [New York Times]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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