Over the past couple weeks, nearly every friend I have (ALL THREE OF THEM) has invited me to go see the new Spike Jonze movie Her and for reasons even I don’t understand, my impolite response has continually been one of aggressive disinterest. I dunno — I’m sure Her is good and all, but the fact is that it fails to include the two things that will motivate me to pay to see a movie in the theater (teens learning witchcraft or teens fighting each other to death in arena) so I can’t really fathom why I should care. And I’m not alone! Siri, the sexy knowledge navigator on your iPhone who partially inspired Her, is also not all that interested. Don’t believe me? Ask her.