Smug Reporter Reminds Emily Blunt She Once Loathed Tom Cruise Movies

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Emily Blunt is in a new vaguely robot-related (???) movie with Tom Cruise. One time like 10 years ago, she made a passing comment on not wanting to play “a spear-carrier in a Tom Cruise movie.” Thus, a Telegraph reporter tried to TOTALLY CALL HER OUT ON IT. Blunt did not remember saying it.

The profile literally opens with this tidbit (bucking female-celebrity-profile-tradition, her lunch order isn’t described in painstaking detail until the seventh paragraph):

A few years ago Emily Blunt said that she would rather do badly paid theatre for the rest of her life than ever accept a role “as a spear carrier in a Tom Cruise movie”. On the eve of the opening of her new sci-fi action flick Edge of Tomorrow with, er, Tom Cruise, I remind her of this statement. “I never said that! What an awful thing to say,” she says, almost spluttering on her iced almond-milk single-shot cappuccino.
I pull out the newspaper clipping (an interview in The Telegraph in 2005) and she roars with laughter. “That is so funny. Well, at least I’m not a spear carrier.”

“Oh, sorry, you don’t remember saying that one thing that one time in 2005? Don’t worry, I have the clip in my purse. Heh heh heh.”

I cannot even imagine how haunted I would be if someone brought me clippings of things I had said in 2005 (“One looks extremely ponderous and cool by putting Postal Service lyrics as their AIM away message”; “This newsboy hat totally looks good on me”; etc). [Telegraph]

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Ironically (or not), the cover lists her as a “Triple Threat: Actress, Model, and the Future Mrs. Depp.” The article subhead reads, “An engagement ring from Johnny Depp is getting the model-actress all kinds of attention.” So, yeah, definitely a good point about being reduced to your looks and your relationship to the men around you. [W]

Miranda Lambert gave Carrie Underwood a motorcycle, just ’cause. Underwood tweeted, “Well, it’s not every day @mirandalambert buys you a motorcycle! Next stop, motorcycle driving lessons!!!” so I guess she doesn’t know how to drive it at all? Still, it’s a v. generous gift, and she looks really cool on it, so A+ work everyone. [Us]

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