Struggling Actors Are Paying a Lot of Money to Be Told What They Look Like
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While there are approximately 1 billion jobs that are more difficult than being a struggling actor, there are few that seem as depressing and demoralizing. Not only are actors constantly forced to put on a smile and head out to auditions where they will face near-certain rejection, but they’re also always being told exactly why they were rejected — because they’re too old, too fat, too ugly, too brunette, etc. It’s weird line of criticism to willingly put yourself in and, stranger still, the newest trend with actors out in L.A. is to pay a shit-ton of money to go to class where an instructor and your classmates will hone in your particularities for you. Think of it like a sorority rush where your fellow sorority sisters circle all of your worst parts with a marker, only in this case the goal is less humiliation and “improvement” and more about exploiting whatever it is that makes you stand out to other people.
Typecasting classes have recently grown in popularity with actors paying upwards of $500 for 5-week sessions so that they can learn their specific “brand.” In one class, instructor Keith Johnson tells his students to study the person next to them and write down whatever comes to mind.
“If somebody is ugly, write ‘ugly,'” he says. “You do not do anybody a favor if you are kind. If I look like a buttered popcorn-eating child molester, you know what? Cop shows need them every week!”
Can someone please confirm with me what a buttered popcorn-eating child molester looks like? I want to know if I’ve “got the look.”