The 100 Most Popular Jezebel Posts of 2014
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Toddler Surprised By Ice Bucket Challenge Swears Harder Than a Sailor
The Ice Bucket challenge was a big hit for our friends at Deadspin, and it was a big hit for us. Men and women might be from Mars and Venus, but those planets are still in the same viral galaxy ;).
Disney Dudes’ Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked
Here’s a peek at where it all began. And what a beautiful journey it was.
World’s Most Awesome Cat Rescues Little Boy From Dog Attack
Hero cat: We salute you.
Here Are the Unretouched Images From Lena Dunham’s Vogue Shoot
If you somehow managed to miss this story the first time around, here it is.
Watch Two 100-Year-Old BFFs Discuss Twerking, Selfies, Bieber and More
Who doesn’t love old ladies being old ladies?
Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an American Hero
One woman did the impossible: she made jogging interesting and fun.
This Is Why We’re Mad About the Shooting of Mike Brown
Kara Brown has been responsible for some of the best Ferguson coverage out there. In this early piece, she captured some of the original rage that had just started echoing across the nation.
Honey Maid Tells Homophobes to Take a Hike in Best Response Ad Ever
This was a year in which food companies did some normal stuff and it was nice to see.
Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
As far as I am aware, this advertisement and its predecessor from the year prior are my top-rated posts ever on Jezebel dot com. Congrats to me!
Forget the Ass, Kim Kardashian Goes Full Frontal Nude
Kim Kardashian tried to throw off the Ass Wars with the rest of the nude body. The attempt failed.
Nicki Minaj Is So Tired of Being Asked About Her Ass
A post that proves that sometimes all it takes is the right combination of words in a headline and a little Facebook magic. Watching this blow up was one of the funniest, most inexplicable (but also most explicable) things I’ve seen in a long time.
Target Photoshops Junior’s Swimsuit Model With Disastrous Results
Women’s bodies looking a weird way!
Here’s Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé for Seven Minutes
VIN. Vin. VINNNNN.
The United States of Bros: A Map and Field Guide
Erin Gloria Ryan’s throughly researched, deftly-executed exploration of America’s various bro subcultures. A definitive study.
Watch This Cattle Auctioneer Become An Accidental Rap God
Never watched this. Is it good?
The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary
Give Mark Shrayber a gross sex thing and he will run a million miles. I’ll never look at a Hot Pocket the same again.
Did Someone Just Leak Nude Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
The now-infamous trove of stolen celebrity nudes dropped on a weekend, and what a bomb it was.
Watch a Sicilian Nun Singing Alicia Keys Bring a Rapper to Tears
I also didn’t watch this. Is it good?
Miss Indiana Praised For ‘Normal Body’ In Miss USA Pageant
Viewers of the Miss USA Pageant were surprised to see a woman who looked “normal” during the event, whatever that term means.
Lessons From a Day Spent With the UCSB Shooter’s Awful Friends
After Elliot Rodger’s attack at UCSB, Erin Gloria Ryan went where no one in their right mind would ever want to go: into the forum PUAHate, where Rodger spent his time discussing how terrible women are. “Elliot Rodger and company aren’t the mentally ill outliers that the media (and the NRA) depicts them as,” she concluded. “They’re much more common than we want them to be.”
Here are some other stories you enjoyed on Jezebel this year. Thanks for clicking on things!
- James Franco Tried To Pick Up a Teenage Girl on Instagram
- We are All This Golden Retriever Spectacularly Bombing an Agility Test
- Evgeni Plushenko Figure Skating to Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ Is Perfect
- Woman Who Shot Missile Into Car Has Most Florida Name EVER (EVER)
- Chelsea Handler Tells Piers Morgan to Shove It on Live TV
- Ass Wars Heat Up: Chelsea Handler Posts Her Own Butt Shot to Instagram
- Man Poses as Woman on Online Dating Site; Barely Lasts Two Hours
- A Disturbing Montage of Real Housewives Crying Through Botox
- Chelsea Handler Posts Topless Photo to Instagram, Decries Sexism
- Bridesmaids Flashing Ass Is the Hot New Wedding Photo Trend
- We Have a Rape Gif Problem and Gawker Media Won’t Do Anything About It
- Nicki Minaj’s Video for ‘Anaconda’ Is Finally Here
- The Most Important Thing Teen Girls Should Do But Don’t: Masturbate
- Video Game Reviewer Is Contacting the Mothers of Her Online Harassers
- Dude’s Demand for an Open Relationship Backfires Spectacularly
- Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Rejected on Tinder
- The Truth About How Much a Happy Couple Should Have Sex
- Ferguson Disgrace: Police Fire on Unarmed Crowds, Attack News Trucks
- Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey Before Photoshop
- American Horror Story in Real Life: Creepy Clowns Stalk California Town
- Utah High School Photoshops Female Yearbook Photos to Show Less Skin
- Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Eat Like Gwyneth for a Week
- Louis C.K.’s Rant on Fat Girls Is Absolutely Magnificent
- I Can’t Stop Laughing at These Ravers Dancing to Benny Hill
- Bottomless Brunches Are Illegal and Now Happiness Is Dead
- Watch This Woman Play An Entire Symphony With Her Breasts
- We Need To Talk About ‘Butt Selfie Queen’ Jen Selter
- The ‘Oil Pulling’ Health Craze Works, Just Not in the Way You Think
- US Airways Tweets Pic of Woman With Toy Airplane in Her Vagina [NSFW]
- Their Struggles: Bristol Palin & Malala Yousafzai’s Memoirs, Compared
- 3 Star Athletes Allegedly Orchestrated Horrifying Post-Prom Gang Rape
- What the Fuck Is This Emma Watson Gif and Why Is It Ruining My Life?
- Dolly Parton’s Boobs and Arms Are Covered in Secret Tattoos
- Fifty Shades of Dick: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film
- I Just Watched The Notebook and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You
- Here’s the Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex Trend You’ve Always Wanted
- What Former Sluts Tell Their Daughters About Sex
- Restaurant Gives Best Response to Request That Servers Show More Skin
- The United States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
- ‘Cruel’ Models Bully Kendall Jenner During Fashion Week
- Watch Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Play The Newlywed Game
- People Are So, So Pissed About the How I Met Your Mother Finale
- Miss America Was Kicked Out of Her Sorority for Abusive Hazing
- Heineken Joins Sam Adams in Boycotting St. Patrick’s Day Parade
- See Every Best Actress Gown Since 1929 in One Awesome Infographic
- Christy Mack Releases Statement, Photos Following Attack
- Woman Discovers ‘Rape Room’ in Comic Book Store; Is Promptly Fired
- Pouring a Bucket of Ice Water Over Your Head Won’t Cure ALS
- The Best Commentary on Ray Rice’s Suspension Comes From Joe Biden
- Sorority ‘Dick Sucking Queen’ Writes Truly Unhinged Graduation Letter
- Gymnast’s Awesome Hip-Hop-Inspired Floor Routine Scores Perfect 10
- Breast Cancer Survivor Goes Naked on Facebook to Raise Awareness
- Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School
- Dudes, Stop Putting Women in the Girlfriendzone
- Watch a Woman Experience 100 Instances of Street Harassment In One Day
- Jailed Craigslist Killer Claims Responsibility for at Least 22 Murders
- Duke University Freshman Outed as Porn Star
- Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay Z’s Marriage Reportedly Coming to an End
- Why Were Three Teenage Rape Victims Bullied Out of School in Oklahoma?
- Amazing Cat That Rescued Boy Gives First Television Interview
- ‘Bubbling’ Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag
- A Hollaback Response Video: Women of Color on Street Harassment
- This ‘Groin Gazing’ Fashion Spread Starring Boners Is Amazing
- Little Girl Rewrites ‘Let It Go’ into a Masterpiece About Pooping
- Singer Gets a Major Photoshop Makeover in Music Video
- Terry Crews: Modern Day Masculinity Can Be as Damaging as the Taliban
- Explainer: Who Is Slender Man and Why Would Two Girls Kill for Him?
- We’re Offering $10,000 for Unretouched Images of Lena Dunham in Vogue
- What Life Is Like When Getting Your Period Means You Are Shunned
- Here Is the True Story of a Man With Two Dicks
- For Your Cringing Pleasure: Texts From Straight White Boys
- Your Mind Will Be Blown When You Realize This Isn’t a Parrot
- Why Women Aren’t People (But Corporations Are)
- This Is What -40°F Feels Like
- Keira Knightley: My Body’s Been ‘Manipulated So Many Different Times’
- This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Eyes Off [NSFL Or Beyond]
- The Myth of the Fag Hag and Dirty Secrets of the Gay Male Subculture
- Why Is There Poop on My Thong? An Investigation
- Vegas Club to Bachelorette Party: No ‘Whales or Hippos’ Allowed