President Donald Trump confirmed he has worms for brains by saying, of Reverend Al Sharpton, “Now, he’s a racist,” and insisting that what he’s done for “African Americans in two and a half years, no president has been able to do anything like it.” Sure!!!
Trump’s love for black people can be seen in the fact that he seems to think Representative Elijah Cummings is also mayor of Baltimore:
For my last Trump-specific update, please enjoy this video of a bug literally crawling out of his scalp onto his forehead:
Elsewhere in the administration, Attorney General William Barr issued a ruling that makes it harder for people fearing persecution in their country and whose families have been targets of violence to claim asylum in the U.S. [Washington Post]
The U.S. has reportedly separated almost 1,000 children from their parents in the last year. [Washington Post]
Like handing your hateful ex lighter fluid and putting them charge of all your worldly possessions. [AP]