Salt, the Angelina-As-Sexy-Spy vehicle, opened last night at the fabled Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. But how any of the stars managed to sit through a two-hour movie in dresses this tight is a question for the ages. Maybe they stand?
First things first. Per usual, Angelina Jolie was sleek…and in black. Just as you’d expect from a movie spy.
And what of Mr. Brang? Three-pieces, scruff, and a rather gratuitous expanse of chest, for the ever-desirable used-car-salesman look.
Naomi Watts’ frock may look like it’s crafted from gilded rhino hide, but somehow she makes it look impeccable!
Mary Lynn Rajskub’s like, This is me! And so what if my dress is wrinkled in that way that makes it look like it’s pulling.