Where and When to Wear the Items in Nicki Minaj's New Clothing Line

Nicki Minaj has partnered with Kmart to produce a line of garments that appear to be very very snug. And yet! There’s some versatility here. Nicki Minaj offers ensembles for all occasions.

For clubbing:

For gardening:

For shopping for quinoa and snow peas:

For studying the electromagnetic fields and low density of particles in the hard vacuum of outer space:

For PTA meetings:

For church bake sales and/or bar mitzvahs:

For channeling Emperor Palpatine while asking the delivery guy why your pad thai is so damn late in arriving:

For standing in a mirror and realizing that you are proportioned somewhat differently than Nicki Minaj:

[NYP]