Will Gaga & Britney Duet? Is John Mayer Missing Taylor Swift?

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  • According to this paper which is frequently wrong, Lady Gaga‘s dad, Joseph, chatted up Britney Spears at a Grammys afterparty and told her that Gaga is a huge Britney fan.

Then Joseph introduced Britney to Gaga and the ladies exchanged numbers; they’re planning on working together when Gaga finishes her tour. Allegedly. [The Sun]

  • Angelina Jolie was cheered by Haitians shouting “Angie! Angie” upon her arrival in Port-au-Prince. [Mirror]
  • Beyoncé‘s dad, Matthew Knowles, was asked about Alexsandra Wright, the woman who claims that he fathered her child, who was born last week. He says he is planning on taking a paternity test, and: “I know about as much as you do. Last week, they said it was a girl; this week they said it was a boy. We do have a court date, but none of that means anything until DNA testing is done.” Dude, if there is a chance you are the father, chances are you know a little more than we do. [E!]
  • Tom Cruise will star in Mission Impossible IV? Yawn. [Mirror]
  • People are interpreting cryptic Tweets made by John Mayer to mean that he is missing Taylor Swift, whom he was allegedly making out with in Nashville recently. [ONTD]
  • Amy Winehouse is back in the Caribbean, and has invited Blake Fielder-Civil to come and join her. Almost paradise… we’re knocking on heaven’s door… almost paradise, how could I ask for more? [ONTD via MLB.com]
  • Buff Werewolf Taylor Lautner has turned 18. This gallery is “18 Reasons To Love Taylor Lautner.” Number 18: “He looks good wet.” [People]
  • The picture at the link reveals that Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Emilio Masella, has plucked eyebrows and aerodynamic hair. He says: “We met on Facebook over a year ago… We started talking online again before the show even started airing and started hanging out again.” And: “We have a lot in common. I think our features… It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though!” [People]
  • More pictures of Snooki‘s boyfriend. These are… less charming than the first one. [TMZ]
  • American Idol fans love new judge Ellen. [AP]
  • Unsolicited uterus update: Celine Dion is discussing her four unsuccessful rounds of in vitro fertilization and her hope for a second child, in a People cover story called “My Private Heartbreak.” Private! [People]
  • This column finds it “suspicious” that Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel were not with Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake at the premiere of Valentine’s Day. Heaven forbid a woman attend a work event unchaperoned! [Star]
  • If you would like to see a picture of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady‘s new son, there’s one at the link. [Star]
  • Bradley Cooper: Spray tan fail. [Us Magazine]
  • Joe Jackson is trying to sue a news outlet for using pictures of Michael Jackson when he was already dead; and he wanted medical records from UCLA to help his case. MJ’s estate lawyer claims the records shouldn’t be released, due to patient/physician privilege. [TMZ]
  • Joe Jackson‘s lawyer must attend ethics school. [Showbiz 411]
  • Dr. Conrad Murray was charged with involuntary manslaughter on Monday, but will return to work in a few days. [Radar Online]
  • Dr. Conrad Murray‘s case may hinge on his police statement. [LA Times]
  • Michael Jackson‘s make-up artist Karen Faye and ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley had a seance with a psychic, who contacted Michael Jackson in the beyond and said: “Michael is telling me, ‘You took such good care of me, and I am so sorry I hurt you so much.'” [The Sun]
  • By the by, Michael Jackson‘s autopsy revealed that he did indeed suffer from vitiligo, a skin pigment disorder. [Star]
  • Stephen Colbert hearts the Winter Olympics. He raised money for speedskating and will be reporting for NBC Sports. [LA Times]
  • Barbra Streisand has turned down a $100 million offer to do a three-year Las Vegas concert residency. [Gatecrasher]
  • Ewan McGregor was seen walking arm-in-arm with his costar, and this paper feels the need to remind him he’s been married 15 years. [Daily Mail]
  • At the link, an essay about domestic violence by Helena Bonham Carter. She writes: “I truly believe children should be taught the four Rs as part of the national curriculum at school — reading, writing, arithmetic and relationships. Thousands of children are growing up in abusive households and not learning how to treat others with love and respect.” [The Sun]
  • Are Barbara Walters and Frank Langella living together? [Showbiz 411]
  • Good news: Dolly Parton is working on telling her life story, which will either be a musical or a movie with music in it. She says: “I’ve not thought about who will play me – but we need someone little. And if they don’t have enough up top we’ll have to give them a big old boob job.” [The Sun]
  • Wow, sleeping with Tiger Woods can get you a new job! [Radar Online, Page Six]
  • Tila Tequila either has a stalker or is paranoid. [TMZ, Radar Online]
  • Ugh, the asshole who spied on ESPN’s Erin Andrews taped 16 other women and posted at least 32 “hotel peephole videos” to the web. He also ran background searches on 30 women, including “other female sports reporters, as well as other television personalities.” I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of punishment people like that deserve, and something involving being strung up in a town square seems most just. [TMZ]
  • Erin Andrews says the 27-month sentence the guy got is not enough. [TMZ]
  • Shocker: Nas wants his tattoo of Kelis removed. [ONTD]
  • “I’m still surprised by it. I started crying. It was just very surreal.” — Brooklyn Decker on being on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. [NYDN]
  • “I sometimes call her Sarah. It is really Sarah Jessica. She gets annoyed with most people when they call her just Sarah. Luckily she gives me a dispensation on that!” — Chris Noth, aka Mr. Big, on Ms. Parker. [Daily Express]
  • “It’s almost been a year without child support. I just want him to do the right thing. I just want him to take care of his kids. This isn’t about us. It’s about his children.” — Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan. [NYDN]
  • “If I were younger, I’d have six kids by now. I love it. I love having a family and kids and all the madness. There is no aspect of it I don’t like. Even when it’s horrible, I love it. I didn’t realize how tired of single life I was and how ready I was for married life.” — Jerry Seinfeld. [Page Six]
  • “I love his style, yeah, yeah, yeah! I love him, and I don’t have to say I like this and I don’t like that. When you love somebody, you take them as they are. I would not change him. I like him very much in all terms and every sense of the way. He makes me happy. We are many things — we are together and, in a way, one person.” — Vanessa Paradis on Johnny Depp. Sigh. [People]
  • “I usually forget that [Valentine’s Day] is coming, but I celebrate it in style. I think it’s meant to be fun and if you hate it then you are taking it too seriously.” — Anne Hathaway. [WWD]
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