Janelle Jones just wanted a junior spicy chicken sandwich and a sweet tea, but instead of a tasty sandwich, she was given a bag full of cash. Precisely $2,631 dollars in sweet Burger King cash. Jones was driving home when she realized that her sandwich had miraculously taken the form of money.
She called her husband, Matthew, who told her to come home immediately so he too could witness this tiny miracle. At home, the couple realized this was no miracle, but rather just your average fuck up — they found two bank deposit bags and loose $100 bills. This is the part where, I imagine, they threw money into the air while dancing. But they didn’t, instead they seemed to have had a conversation about “morality,” “Jehovah” and “doing the right thing.”