A Journey To the Center of The Witch, Salem, and Criticism
EntertainmentWhen people think about Salem, Massachusetts, they think about witches, and that’s fucked up, if you think about it. Looking back on the Salem Witch Trials of 1692-1693, in which 24 people were executed after being falsely accused of witchcraft, the town should be defined by its absence of witches. Lacking witches has, in fact, never meant more to the history of a single U.S. city.
And yet, witch imagery (generally of the pointy plastic hat-wearing variety) abounds in the otherwise charming New England town where every step feels like it should be accompanied by a score of crunching dead leaves underfoot. There’s the Salem Witch Museum, the Witch House (tangentially related to the trials), and more witch-related stores and psychics (some of whom openly identify as witches) than you can shake a broomstick at. Salem’s high school sports teams, too, are the Witches.
Jezebel’s Madeleine Davies spent some time in Salem in 2014 and pointed out the apparent contradiction in her piece on the local culture. Regarding a discussion she had with Kristina Wacome Stevick, the artistic director of the History Alive! theater company, Davies wrote:
“It is ironic that out of one side of our mouths we can say that [the 24 people who died during the Salem Witch Trials] were innocent victims and at the same time say that they’re the spiritual ancestors to [these modern day witches],” she tells me. “I think the 17th century accused witch would be like, ‘Who are you and why are you claiming this affinity?’”
“At the same time,” she continues, “I’ve made peace with it, I guess. I don’t know that people would be coming to Salem as much as they do if it weren’t for that mercenary side of things. When they’re here, hopefully they can learn some history.”
Consistent with the way it tethers itself to its history, Salem’s nickname is Witch Town, when something like Uh… We Fucked Up There Weren’t Actually Witches Here Town would be much more historically accurate. But people don’t always care about historical accuracy, and what people think matters so very much.
It is precisely the force of a different consensus, and my exclusion from it, that led me to Salem. I saw a press screening of Robert Eggers’s period horror movie The Witch in January and didn’t really like it, save some batshit hallucinatory images, its frenetic final 15 or so minutes, and a memorable turn from a menacing goat named Charlie (he plays Black Phillip in the movie). I admired the sustained tone of despair while considering the movie to be a mostly plodding portrait of a family of 17th Century New England settlers whose existence would otherwise not be worth examining if it weren’t for the tragedies that befell them. (Yes, people die fantastic deaths in The Witch, but hey, that’s better than having nothing remarkable happen during your primitive life, at least from a narrative perspective.) The family members end up turning on each other, in attempt to ferret out which of them is the witch suspected in their midst—and really, what else did they have to do in the late 1600s but cause and engage in their own drama? The long stretches between action sequences reminded me of those in a run-of-the-mill slasher—miserable Puritans, The Witch suggested to me, are the new dumb, horny teenagers.
The Witch, however, was a smash at Sundance in 2015, where Eggers won the Directing Award in the U.S. Dramatic category, and became an immediate critical darling. Disagreeing with what’s anointed as the important movie of the moment is nothing new to me, but it sometimes vexes me all the same. Social media makes the mechanics of groupthink more tangible than ever, and it makes me wonder if people say they like things because they actually like them, or out of a sense of obligation, or because, simply, they’re afraid of being wrong while going against the grain.
And then that makes me wonder about what the point of criticism is anyway, in 2016. I worry that nuance is being steamrolled in favor of the kind of telling and not showing that Twitter encourages, which I see hampering all kinds of writing now on a daily basis. Certainly, the numerous dumb things said about another Sundance smash from last year, Tangerine, (including the idea that any of its performances deserved Oscar nominations) seemed to indicate a desire to position oneself on the perceived right side of culture by grading way, way on a curve and without much deep thinking.
And yet, when a publicist offered me the opportunity to take a virtually free trip to Salem to speak with some experts about The Witch, including Eggers and, it turned out, Witch star Anya Taylor-Joy, I agreed. This would allow me to inhabit a 3D, interactive rendering of the kind of extra features the likes of Criterion include on their Blu-rays to help explicate beloved but often difficult films. It would be a way of immersing myself in a movie that almost everyone who saw it seemed to love, but that I just couldn’t connect with, despite my affinity for horror movies. After all, The Witch is a meticulously designed period piece that’s the product of four years of planning on Eggers’s part. Its embedded with the same sense of history as Salem itself. It is, by any measure, an achievement. I figured that my assessment of The Witch could be off the mark, and gaining this knowledge could only help me get closer to truth.
I got off to a slow start on Amtrak’s high-speed Acela Express. Thursday morning, en route to Boston, I fell asleep while reading the 10,000-word Wikipedia entry on the Salem Witch Trials. A crowd may be able to determine the worth of art, but I’ll be damned if it can turn out vivid prose worth savoring. I decided to change tactics and research reactions to The Witch, eventually landing on Alan Scherstuhl’s review of the film for the Village Voice. One scathing paragraph convinced me that Salem was the perfect place to think a lot about this movie:
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