Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

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The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine’s pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan “starving herself” down to 98 pounds. Says an “insider” (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): “Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises multiple times a day and eats very little. And she still thinks she needs to shed more!”

The Daily Mail also ran an alarmist headline with one shot of Hannigan’s visible ribs while stretching on the beach, which qualifies as “skin and bones” alert, I guess? A friend of Hannigan’s calls the story hilarious: “She’s a total foodie.” [Gossip Cop]

During her Sabrina days, Melissa Joan Hart once made out with a girl in a limo on ecstasy. She also experimented with weed, mescaline and ‘shrooms. That robot cat was actually a drug hallucination. []

Former Suite Life of Zac and Cody star Dylan Sprouse is working as a host in a New York restaurant, but he does not want you to think that he has to because he blew his wads of Disney Channel cash on mainlining Pixi Stix. He actually took the job to stop playing video games and get out of the house and interact with humans, so props to him. [Ocean Up]

After splitting with Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev is dating Derek Hough, older brother of her friend (and Ryan Seacrest’s ex-girlfriend) Julianne. This means something to the Youngs, right? Every time I write about a Vampire Diaries star I feel like Buffalo Bill trying to imitate Catherine Martin’s screams while she is down in that well in Silence of the Lambs. [Us Weekly]

  • Lamar Odom is supposedly holed up in a hotel room smoking crack with two women, one of whom he is sleeping with. [TMZ]
  • Scott Eastwood is throwing up shirtless pictures, nbd. [People]
  • Lily Allen got a really cute black bob. [People]
  • Shia LaBeouf and Brad Pitt went camping. [Us Weekly]
  • Wilmer Valderrama at Just Salad.” Jesus wept. [Page Six]
  • Here is the first picture of Emily Blunt’s visible pregnancy, you freak. [Us Weekly]
  • Amanda Seyfried forgot to put her pants on. [NYDN]
  • Ke$ha (as Google search knows her, “ke ha”) has rainbow hair now, like a glitter, Vaseline and ambiguous bodily fluids-covered unicorn. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Matt Nordgren already broke up. [NYDN]
  • They are actually making Kelly Clarkson give back her Jane Austen ring. [Radar Online]
  • Gordon from Sesame Street was ordered in court to pay his palimony to his former partner, because Big Bird never taught him how to share. [Page Six]
  • Gretchen Rossi and Alexis Bellino were fired from the Real Housewives of Orange County. [Us Weekly]
  • Sandra Bullock’s son Louis in a TINY SUIT is the best thing. [Us Weekly]
  • Gerard Butler without stubble looks like that 10th grade math teacher you sort of had a crush on but also sort of knew that was because you were in a social vacuum. [Us Weekly]
  • Bill Nye is doing okay in the hospital after a Dancing With The Stars-related injury. (The Breaking Bad parallels re: Bill Nye and DWTS are coming really easy to me, but I’ll spare you.) (He’s doing it for his family.) [People]
  • Robert Pattinson is dating this woman. [Us Weekly]
  • No wait, this woman. [Radar Online]
  • No wait, this emu.
  • Seriously, Kim Kardashian looks great. I mean, she has always looked great, but these casual outfits look way better than the shit she usually wears. [Us Weekly]
  • The Kardashians have won the battle against Quick Trim, who had thrown a $5 million lawsuit at them. [Radar Online]
  • Paris Hilton responds to Nick Carter’s “bad influence” drug claims: “I don’t believe I was a negative influence on Nick, we dated for a very short period of time almost 10 years ago and when we met he was already a successful pop star, I’m pretty sure that was the only thing influencing him at the time. I’m glad he got help for his problems and wish him all the best.” [Access Hollywood]
  • Christina Aguilera is recording a song for the Catching Fire soundtrack. [E!]
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