10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, Joan Rivers has an endless supply of jokes about Snooki’s pussy, Ramona Singer takes another wide-eyed stroll down the catwalk, and Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband talks about his plan to have a baby with his 94-year-old wife. More »
Teen Fakes Pregnancy For School Project
Yesterday during a school assembly at Toppenish High School in Washington, Gaby Rodriguez revealed a jaw-dropping secret. Everyone had already dealt with the shock of the 17-year-old A-student getting pregnant, but they weren’t prepared for Gaby to pull the “baby bump” she wore for six and a half months out of her shirt. More »
A Ten-Year-Old’s Rant To “Boys Around The World”
Reader Becky Sayers writes, “I found this on 10 yr old [daughter] Eliza’s bulletin board this morning in her room- when I asked her about it, she said it was an “editorial” she wrote last night after looking at the miniboden children’s clothing catalog.” With permission from both mother and daughter, we happily share this editorial with you. More »
50 Men Faking It On Film [NSFW]
Usually, it’s women who are accused of faking it in bed, so maybe that’s why we’re so impressed with male actors who make their onscreen orgasms look so convincing. Here, we present a comprehensive reel of climaxes from over 50 (non-pornographic) films. More »
Professor Tells Republican Students To “Fuck Off”
This week a University of Iowa professor did what we’ve all fantasized about doing at one point: Hitting “reply all” and cursing out the sender of an obnoxious mass email. Ellen Lewin, a professor of Anthropology and Gender, Women’s & Sexuality Studies, has sort-of apologized, but c’mon – she’s not really sorry. More »
Your Ladyflower Is Not The Wrong Color
Recently, some asshole posted nude photos of his ex, who had committed the unforgivable sin of breaking up with him and then dating someone else three months later, on an online message board. There is already a script to this: The ex’s sob story alongside the pictures, the aggressively jaded evaluation by the men of whether they’d hit that and whether or not the guy himself is a loser (the answer is yes), the posting of the girl’s phone number and talk of “sending the thread,” which of course means sending the thread to the girl, who was located very quickly. The girl herself even showed up (apparently) and loudly proclaimed that she didn’t give a shit. More »
This Week In Tabloids: JWoww’s Ex Says She Stabbed Him With Steak Knife
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot, delicious morsels of truth in the bread baskets of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us. This week, Mariah Carey invites us in to gawk at the elaborate nurseries created for her unborn twins; the lady who agreed to marry the robot from The Bachelor is all potato, potahto, let’s call the whole thing off; and JWoww’s ex-boyfriend Tom claims that the Jersey Shore star stabbed him with a steak knife. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan has been drinking again (allegedly!), but you knew that. More »
Fascinating Facts About Internet Sex
You already know that everything under the sun is available as Internet porn. But in a new book, two scientists investigate what our online porn searches say about human sexuality. Their work isn’t without its problems, but they turn up some pretty interesting data on age, body size – and dicks. More »
The Cadbury Creme Egg’s Bad Romance
‘Tis the season for the gooey, sickeningly sweet treat – which is perhaps the most polarizing candy ever known. Somehow it manages to be both utterly disgusting and utterly irresistible. Yes, it’s complicated. More »
How To Make A Friend Without Benefits
One of the toughest things about forming new friendships is making friendly overtures without having them mistaken for overtures of another kind. Making it clear that things are platonic can be awkward – but it doesn’t have to be. You can, in fact, make new friends without making out. More »
I Have A Crush On A Male Porn Star
I haven’t watched a lot of porn in my life, and up until recently, when I heard the term “male porn star,” I thought of not-traditionally-attractive legend Ron Jeremy, whom I would never actually want to, you know, fuck. Unlike female porn stars – Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey, Traci Lords – it seems like male porn stars seldom become household names, or even find any recognition or fame outside of porn. But recently, poking around on our sister site Fleshbot one night, I discovered a British/Thai porn actor named Keni Styles. More »
Is Kris Kardashian Just A Glorified Pimp?
While Kim is the breakout star and figurehead of the Kardashian ship, Kris – mother of the klan – seems to be at the helm, steering the $65 million empire. Apparently, in a sneak peek at Khloe’s new show, Khloe & Lamar, Kris calls Khloe about Quicktrim diet supplement – for which the three K sisters are spokesmodels. The phone call does not go well. More »
How Addiction Turned Me Into a High-Flying Hooker
Before dropping me off in the dark, dank sewer water of my bottom, my addiction took me to a variety of fun places. My friends and I went to the best bars and parties, snuggled up with people who presumably were very good-looking when they weren’t so strung out, yelled “woo” a lot, and posed for pictures in which we appeared to be mid-head bang. It was my addiction, not historically the best decision-maker, which led me to the sex industry. More »