Atoosa Rubenstein Has Herpes, But Only Up Top


Former Seventeen magazine editor in chief Atoosa Rubenstein has this new project called “Alpha Kitty,” a series of YouTube videos that give us second-hand embarrassment. She discusses beauty and being a girl and self-expression or something (sometimes in a fake “playful” accent), and it all is related to Andy Warhol for some reason. We’re confused about it. Apparently it’s all a bid to get investors to give her money for that goth Lisa Frank secret society market research thing, but all we could concentrate on when watching the above video was when she confessed to having HSV 1 (oral herpes) and assured us that the “cold sores” are not on her vagina.

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