Cara Delevingne Bleached Her Famous Eyebrows
LatestCara Delevingne, a model famed for her all-natural face-merkins, has done the unthinkable: for fashion reasons, she has doused those face-merkins in bleach, rendering them invisible to the naked eye. What is a human without eyebrows? Just a thinking reed, but, like, a bald one. Just a fleshy oval attached to a corporeal prison, floating upon a sea of nothingness.