THANK YOU, GODDESS, FOR THIS GIFT. PR geniuses Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are back in the news after announcing they’re un-canceling their tragic divorce and are re-engaged to be re-married. LONG LIVE DOURTNEY.
When reached for comment, Courtney’s favorite lucite jogging heel remarked, “CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP.” [ DeathAndTaxes]