Sex Offender Week on The Awl got me thinking, how long’s it been since I wrote about gender politics? Twenty minutes? Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes! Some thoughts on the preeminent intellectual sex symbol television characters of our time:
(Timothy Olyphant in Justified, I’ll get to you later.)
The Don Draper issue cuts down to some basic things. When women say they want guys to be more like Don Draper, what they are really saying is “we want more guys who look like Jon Hamm.” Maybe guys are a little grossed out by how blatantly chicks just drool over him, or jealous because who can compete with a guy who is just naturally incredibly super fucking handsome. But you know, girls are presented with images of physical hyper-idealized femininity a zillion times a day, so I empathize.
Other people have said this and I agree, but the Don Draper fantasy is also a fantasy about being Don Draper, which is everyone’s fantasy (including Don’s). Everybody wants to be hot and talented and rewarded for being hot and talented. Everybody wants to be respected and admired, with a desirable sexual partner in every borough.
Jon Hamm, real guy with the horrible fashion sense of a regular modern day type bro
That masculinity is a performance is not talked about enough, and one thing we need to do more of is help men recognize that it is a performance that they don’t have to do (also, to not call them pussies). I see masculine performance everywhere, and it’s always weird seeing guy friends put on their bro hats to talk to their bros.
It seems like an act men are doing for each other that neither one really believes in deep down, and even (especially?) smart guys are still prone to it. For a couple of sustained examples, see the recent Robert Downey Jr. and Walter Kirn interview in Rolling Stone, or the David Foster Wallace and David Lipsky book that just came out.
The counterpoint yang to Rivers Cuomo’s (nerd who chose to make women the other) yin is Kurt Cobain, whose feelings of being an outsider/faggoty/not a bro actually made him sensitive and sympathetic to women and other historically oppressed groups. Kurt’s most subversive and punk instinct was his feminism, which he manifested by wearing dresses on Headbanger’s Ball and writing songs like “Rape Me.”
One of Michael Chabon’s essays about masculinity was about driving his family through a snowstorm and being totally scared, but insisting on doing it anyway and then pretending he was calm and fearless about it. He talks about how he feigned bravery because his family seemed to need him to do that, that they just wanted somebody to tell them it was going to be okay. So maybe another part of it is that women need to stop telling guys to “man up,” because manning up is bullshit that involves stuffing down your feelings, and that never works out well for anyone.
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