Dogs are so sweet and so trusting (especially when treats are involved) that it seems almost cruel to confuse them by offering them a treat and then making it disappear before their very eyes. Dogs didn’t pay $39.95 — and a two-drink minimum— for this show and they’re not impressed by the way you move your hands, magician. All they want is a snack and all you give them are lies. (Not even sweet lies, but mean empty ones.)