Don't Expect HBO Max's Gossip Girl Reboot to Show 30 Penises

“I think you don’t ever want to feel gratuitous or something that you’re doing just because,” he said. “Luckily, we’re now airing post-Euphoria, so anything we do will seem tame in comparison I don’t think will be that controversial.”

Euphoria is an excellent show. It is also a show that freaked parents out when news leaked that one episode would show over 30 penises in one scene, though (minor spoiler) the actual scene, which took place in a locker room, didn’t end up being nearly as tawdry as advertised. Euphoria also digs deep into some pretty dark stuff I don’t recall the original Gossip Girl touching: serious drug addiction, overdosing, depression, sexting, camming, partner abuse, rape (although I guess Gossip Girl did address this one, though it then made the sexual predator a beloved main character). Gossip Girl was like a catty teen fairy tale; Euphoria, at least to me, is a total teen nightmare, albeit a very good and beautifully filmed one.

Anyway, Schwartz says HBO Max Gossip Girl might at least throw in a couple bad words, for shits and giggles:

“[W]hat feels organic to the tone of the show won’t be button pushing just for the sake of being able to do it,” he said. “Maybe a couple shits will throw in there just because we can.” Wow, way to dirty up the steps of the Met, dude.