Some people are really good at simultaneously patting their heads and rubbing their tummies. Jade Parfitt‘s kind of like that, except instead it’s wearing a bunch of really awful trends simultaneously.
Claudia Schiffer in London: Astral Weeks. (Except the album’s better than that suggests.)
This elegant New York fashionista in stilt-shoes is Amanda Brooks, and in my opinion, her I Love Your Style is one of the best fashion meditations out there. Just sayin’.
Diane von Furstenberg, as usual, manages to look totally unstudied — this is one dame whose clothes never wear her.
Blake Lively lives up to her name in a fun print balanced with clean lines.
Olivia Palermo may skew 70s bridesmaid, but still looks mighty pretty.
I’m not sold on this whole silk pants thing, but Vera Wang makes a good case for elegant loungewear.
Tory Burch takes her mumsy irony to a Talbots-like height.
Julianne Moore has worn more flattering ensembles, although few as well suited to a finger-painting session.
Serena Williams, torn between the desires for minimalism and femininity. Aren’t we all.
An unusually jolly Anna Wintour, in a frock to match.
Leighton Meester has a fondness for pushing the envelope. But where, exactly? The Alps in a sexy “It’s a Small World?”
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