According to the Associated Press, “Clooney’s Not On Our Watch is funding the start-up phase Satellite Sentinel Project that will collect real-time satellite imagery and combine it with field analysis from the Enough Project and the Harvard Humanitarian Initiative… The data will point out movements of troops, civilians and other signs of impending conflict. The U.N. Operational Satellite Applications Program and Google will then publish the findings online.” [AP]
- Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, their kids and a bunch of friends are all in Namibia right now. The family is staying at the Naankuse Wildlife Sanctuary and Lodge. (Did you know? Brad’s brother, Doug Pitt, is a photojournalist and a director of Africa 6000 International, a charity that helps supply fresh water in Africa.) [People]
- Please to be noting Zahara Jolie-Pitt‘s expression in this photo. [Bossip]
- Britney Spears picked her nose. [X17]
- Did Vanessa Hudgens get her lips plumped? [Just Jared]
- Neil Patrick Harris is already planning play dates for his twins and Elton John‘s son. The songs that will be sung! The fun that will be had! The mind reels. [Wonder Wall]
- “Justena: Tonsil Hockey?” [Bieber Heiress]
- Oh wait. The Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez kissing picture is a fake. Whatever will we do now? Oh yeah: Move on, quickly. [WonderWall]
- Have you seen LeAnn Rimes‘s engagement ring? She got engaged, you know. Yep, she’s engaged! And she has an engagement ring! Not just any ring — a 5-carat oval diamond in a platinum and rose-gold setting, worth about $85,000. Not that diamonds have good resale value. Not that she’d ever ever ever want to sell it! She’s engaged! [Celebuzz]
- No, LeAnn Rimes is not pregnant. Jeez, what is wrong with you people? But she is engaged! [People]
- Amber Portwood is out of jail. [TMZ]
- Amber Portwood‘s plea to the charge of attacking her ex: Not guilty. [Radar Online]
- Charlie Sheen skipped going to his brother Emilio Estevez‘s house on Christmas, didn’t show up at Denise Richards‘ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra — he was too busy partying. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! [Radar Online]
- Tony Soprano helped cars stuck in the snow in the aftermath of New York’s Snowpocalypse blizzard. [Page Six]
- A story about Ed Westwick stuck in an Icelandic airport with a bottle of vodka sounds like some fanfic I would like to read. Do I have to write it myself? [Page Six]
- Breaking: Tyra Banks went bowling. [Page Six]
- Chris Brown has gotten his chest tattooed and… yeah, hmm. Nothing to add. [The Life Files]
- Scott “American Psycho” Disick tried to get E! to pay $5,000 an episode to have his and Kourtney Kardashian‘s son Mason appear on the new show Kourtney & Kim Take New York. An insider says: “He bungled negotiations, so you won’t see Mason at all.” [Page Six]
- Less than two months after their wedding, Joe Francis and his wife Christina McLarty seem to be on the rocks — she’s moved out, and they might be getting a divorce. Everybody duck, here comes the O RLY owl! [Radar Online]
- Hot: Puck and a puppy. [The WoW Report]
- Shia LaBeouf has a new girlfriend. [Radar Online]
- Martha Stewart, Diddy, Russell Simmons, Macy Gray, Anthony Kiedis, and many more are in sunny and gorgeous St. Barts right now and you are not. [Page Six]
- Meanwhile, Cher and Kathy Griffin are in Hawaii, busy being completely awesome. [Radar Online]
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