Here Are the Most Popular Puppy Names of 2014 (And Their Fates)
LatestHere we, yet again, with another look back at the trends of 2014. Today’s edition: puppy names. Apparently everybody’s naming their dogs Bella or Max, Daisy or Charlie.
That’s according to the Daily Mail, picking up the results from a survey by VetStreet. But what will the future bring for these pups? As we did yesterday for the children of 2014, let’s see what fate holds for the most famous dog with each of these names. What’ll they be doing in 2044, the year we peeked in on Jackson, Sophia and their contemporaries born to humans in the last year? (Unfortunately, our prognostication machine got stuck and cannot be adjusted.) Well, I’m sorry to say:
Max: Dead
Charlie: Dead
Rocky: Dead
Buddy: Dead
Cooper: Dead
Duke: Dead
Bear: Dead
Zeus: Cryogenically frozen
Bentley: Dead
Toby: Dead
And the ladies…
Bella: Dead
Daisy: Dead
Lucy: Dead
Sadie: Stuffed, prominently displayed in a very rich person’s home
Molly: Dead
Lola: Dead
Sophie: Dead
Zoey: Dead
Luna: Dead
Chloe: Dead
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