Here Is a Video Showing How McRibs Are Made
In Depth
McDonald’s has now released a video detailing how the McRib is made. Incredibly, no part of the process involves sacrificing an orphan to an Elder God.
The video opens with high school teacher Wes Bellamy recounting the recent occasion where he retweeted an image of what he thought was a McRib, then encouraged people to never eat at McDonald’s again. As punishment for this tweet/to change his mind using the power of their McRe-education Camps, McDonald’s sent him to Oklahoma City, because there can be no penance worse than being sent to the state of Oklahoma. To make things worse, Bellamy is joined by Grant Imahara from Mythbusters, because nothing can be truly insufferable without at least one cast member from Mythbusters being involved. They also apparently made him wear an unfortunate bowtie.