How To Describe A Little Girl In Just One Word?
LatestGo shopping for kids clothes, and a pattern emerges — and it’s not just the pink overload in the girls’ section. I’m talking about words, specifically those used on young girls’ clothing versus what you see on boys’ stuff. It’s not pretty.
Because we like to relive our carefree, childless youth every now and then — all the reckless fun and all-night parties — my wife and I will hold an occasional “craft off” to see who can sew the prettiest dress. Yeah, we party like rock stars. Bono tearing up the pinking shears. Keith Richards puking in the notions. It gets pretty wild. Watch out.
For our next challenge, we’re trying to see who can make the coolest slip-on summer dress for our daughter for an upcoming vacation. My wife got the idea to splash a fancy-looking, curlicue word across the bottom of the dress — “Hello” — and while I thought it looked incredibly cute and that she had the contest in the bag, it also got me thinking about all the difficult times I’ve had shopping for our daughter’s clothes over the years. All because of words.
The first time I noticed, I was in a popular children’s chain store, and I saw a set of T-shirts for boys said things like “champion” and “sports star” while the girls section sported tank tops with words like “cupcake” and “sassy.” I searched and searched and couldn’t find anything for girls that expressed an idea of doing something — I mean actually accomplishing a fun task — rather than sitting around being cute or baked. It was one of the first times I noticed the playing field was not level when it comes to marketing, and this was just a shopping trip for newborn clothes. Later, at stores like Target or Old Navy, I found similar displays for everything from T-shirts to pajamas. It really irks me when I see boys’ swim suits complete with tiny shorts and full rash guard shirts, as if they are ready to go play for hours, and then the girls’ section only has bikinis, as if they just want to layaround all day. Maybe that’s cool when they’re older, but these were swimsuits for 4- and 5-year-olds.
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