- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem — who played a volatile couple in Vicky Cristina Barcelona — had an intimate wedding earlier this month that we’re only hearing about just now.
Only close family attended the ceremony, which was held in the Bahamas, and the bride wore Galliano. Is an Almodovar film starring both of them soon to come? [Life & Style, Us Magazine, Mirror, NYDN]
- Celebrity diet exclusive! Jessica Biel doesn’t eat bread, dairy, sugar, salt or meat when she is working. Well, actually, she tells Glamour UK: “When I’m working and I eat healthily all week, I then give myself one day–usually Sunday–when I just eat what I want. You have to, otherwise your mind goes a little nutso.” [Celebitchy]
- Justin Bieber is involved with someone, and that someone is God. [Digital Spy]
- Katy Perry gets paid millions to promote Proactiv. And yet! She has pimples. But performing under hot lights while wearing lots of makeup has got to be rough on the skin, no? [NYDN]
- Sean Penn, who has been working on relief efforts in Haiti, has been knighted and awarded a medal by Haitian president Rene Preval. [Daily Express]
- Video: Snooki doesn’t sing…Okay. [The Life Files]
- Pix: Katie Holmes as Jackie O. Or, actually, Jackie K. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan still doesn’t have a lawyer, even though she and her mom have been meeting with lots of attorneys. [TMZ]
- Speaking of Lindsay: Get your salacious lesbian prison inmate fanfic here. [The Sun]
- Lindsay Lohan is running out of money. [The Wrap]
- The Hamptons: So snotty they won’t let Madonna build a fence. [Page Six]
- Oksana Grigorieva has given officials permission to question her 12-year-old son about her relationship with Mel Gibson. [Daily Express]
- Mel Gibson is in therapy. [Mirror]
- Cocaine, extortion, strippers and an underage girl: The John Stamos case is lurid. [Page Six]
- Amy Winehouse has asked her dapper new director boyfriend to move in with her — and he’s agreed! [This Is London]
- Ellen Page is writing a show for HBO with her friends (Whip It co-stars Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillmann) called Stitch N’ Bitch. [Contact Music]
- Nick Jonas has gone on dates with both of his Les Miserables costars, yawn. [The Sun]
- Unsolicited Uterus Update: Vince Vaughn‘s wife is pregnant. [Daily Express]
- What the world needs now: A Mario Lopez reality show. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- Would you buy a brand of coffee because Al Pacino recommended it? [Daily Express]
- Stephanie Pratt on the end of The Hills: “It’s been fun to play dumb.” [Fancast]
- Spencer Pratt wore a disguise to try and crash The Hills finale — and it was Perez Hilton’s idea. [Perez]
- Millionaire Matchmaker: Now filming in NYC. [Page Six]
- Tony Curtis has been hospitalized. [Contact Music]
- Whether or not he can act is irrelevant: A-Rod will appear in the movie Friends With Benefits, which stars Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. [Gatecrasher]
- Blind items! “Which Hollywood producer is divorcing his actress bride after just a few months of marriage because he caught her cheating? The beauty had a tryst with the son of a prominent couple in the sports world.” And: “Which comedian’s wife can’t keep a nanny? Word on the street about how abusive she is as a boss has would-be employees turning down major bucks from her.” [Page Six]
- “I went to a boxing class because I needed the exercise but I’m not athletic but uncoordinated and lame. However I found it so much fun. I’d never boxed before but I was beating the crap out of the punch bag. I was so into it.” — Drew Barrymore. [Daily Express]
- “He was almost going to be the motorcycle guy that I knocked down, and then he’d call me a bad name. But he was with the kids that day, and we couldn’t work it out.” — Angelina Jolie reveals that Brad Pitt almost had a part in Salt, but had to watch the children. [Contact Music]
- “Sometimes it’s really, really evident [there are paparazzi around]. Other times, they’re sneaky — they’re good at what they do. Leo is actually amazing. He’ll be talking and then he’ll just be like, ‘Paparazzi!’ And you’ll see this tiny little camera 300 yards away! He’s really good at it.” — Ellen Page is impressed with DiCaprio’s paparazzi-spotting skills. [Contact Music]
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