Sound The Alarm: “Kris (Jenner) has cut off contact with In Touch, Life & Style and all Bauer publications” in light of the recent Bruce Jenner-reimagined-as-Stephanie-Beacham-from-Dynasty cover controversy, a source informed the New York Daily News. THIS IS WAR, Kris bellowed at an unnaturally high pitch for a woman of her age, eyes dancing with fire.
“They won’t get any ‘real’ quotes from the family, and will be banned from Kardashian-Jenner red carpets, events, premieres and fashion events,” the source continued. InTouch was like, whatever, you traitorous bitch: “In Touch doesn’t care if the Kardashians don’t speak to them. They felt betrayed anyway, that the family used them to get famous, then dumped them.”