Marie Claire: This June, Celebrate Halloween With A Photoshop Of Horrors

Okay, okay, we know that Beyoncé has owned the leotard since her “Single Ladies” video. And we are aware that these are world tour costumes and not the inspiration from which you derive your next job interview outfit. But this piece has left us speechless (Fig. 1). Uh, are those lights safe around her uterus? Even after putting Beyoncé’s colorful clothes aside, there are still some scary items lurking in this month’s pages like the $205 sneaker heels you thought died long ago (Fig. 2) or the ink-blot test tank top and subliminal skull camo pants combo that will totally screw with your mind (Fig. 3), or the suggested Photoshop of Horrors on Beyonce’s hand on a different version of the cover. (Fig. 4). But, don’t be discouraged, there are far less frightening things in this issue, as seen in the rewritten cover lines below.

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