Seriously, though. Whenever I see shirts like this I wanna be like, “Okay. No one’s arguing with you.”
Mel B, so un-scary.
Kelly Bensimon seems to have lost a button. Whatevs. We’re all friends here.
The one nice thing I can think of to say about Caroline Wozniacki‘s getup is that it kind of reminds me of in Meet Molly when they make ration-ready hula dancer Halloween costumes, and then Molly’s brother sprays them with a hose to get them back for teasing him and then…yeah, I really can’t think of anything else, so I’ll stop.
Venus Williams, looking ridiculously pretty and effortless, kind of saved this whole event for me.
Sis, on the other hand, opted for the inexplicably having-a-moment “tumor chic.”
Say what one will about Evelyn Lozada‘s outfit, she does display the all-white confidence promised by one of those tampon ads!
And you didn’t think you were getting out of here without some skin-tight cheetah-print, did you? Agnieszka Radwanska has other plans for you.
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