Penelope Cruz Pregnancy Rumors Swirl Again

By Dodai Stewart | September 13, 2010 | 1:00pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

Unsolicited Uterus Update! Penelope Cruz is filming the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, and this paper claims that she seems to have “a bump beneath her rigging.”

In other words: Pregnant. Check out the images at the link! [The Sun]

When she won Video Of The Year for “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga had Cher hold her meat purse and announced that her new album would be called Born This Way. [People]
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Back together. [Gatecrasher]
If you watched the VMAs last night, you know that Taylor Swift sang a song about forgiveness for Kanye West. And Kanye sang a song about douchebags. And if Kanye hadn’t gotten drunk and interrupted Taylor last year, that show would have been as boring as this year’s, and no one would have anything to talk about last year or this year. So let’s all thank Kanye. Seriously. [CNN]
Is Kanye West dating Melody Thornton from the Pussycat Dolls? [Digital Spy]
Jennifer Aniston and Josh Hopkins from Cougar Town are just friends, okay? [People]
Apparently some people gave Will.I.Am a hard time about his black on black VMA outfit; he felt the need to Tweet: “just because I where [sic] all black including head mask as expression and emphasize my outfit, it shouldn’t be looked at as racial…” [The WoW Report]
Spencer Pratt claims that he “mistakenly” brought his hunting weapons to the airport in Costa Rica. “It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore – but that’s because of the chicken incident.” [NYDN, Us]
Here is a picture of Heidi and Spencer together somewhere north of Los Angeles. [TMZ]
It’s not surprising that Nick Cannon disses Eminem on a new track, it’s just weird that Nick Cannon is rapping all serious-like and not as a joke. [Digital Spy]
The best news you’ll hear today: Roger Ebert is returning to TV! He’s producing Roger Ebert Presents At the Movies with his wife, Chaz Ebert, and the half-hour show will debut in January. [ABC News]
It makes sense that David Beckham would like the dudes from Jersey Shore — grooming-obsessed birds of a feather! [Page Six]
Exes Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel were at the same party, where they were both asked awkward questions and gave awkward answers. [Gatecrasher]
What we have here is gossip from 1977, concerning Robert De Niro‘s penis. No. Really. [Page Six]
Kelly Rowland maybe lip-synced a show and it is news. [Page Six]
Mario Lopez and his girlfriend Courtney Mazza are new parents of a baby girl, Gia Francesca Lopez. [People]
Zach Galifianakis wants the Hangover sequel to be shot in Russia. [EW]
Um, what? “A Garth Brooks song is becoming a two-hour Lifetime TV movie.” [Reuters]
Danica McKellar named her baby boy Draco?!?! [CNN]
Happy Birthday to Colin Firth, who does not look 50. [Mirror]
“Her thing that she needs to work on is moving her hips and not being shy to be sexy and sensual and womanly when she’s dancing. She’s a little shy, little taken back. She’s out of her element. She’s uncomfortable. It’s new for her. But she’s getting comfortable with it as we go along.” — dancer Mark Ballas on his Dancing With The Stars partner, Bristol Palin. [NY Post]