Supermodel and John Legend’s more photogenic half Chrissy Teigen was given the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers game on Tuesday night. And, because the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl later confessed she was “pretty drunk” right around the time she did it, it was awesome.
Nothing terrible or embarrassing happened. No boobs, no butts, no mouth kiss requests a la Joe Namath to Suzy Kolber. Just a suspiciously happy and confused-seeming Teigen mugging for the cameras, dramatically embracing Dodgers catcher Drew Butera, and then tackling a woman I’m assuming must have been her friend.
Exhibits B-Z: According to the New York Post, Teigen’s jersey says “Nugz” because her favorite drunken food order is a 20 nugget box at McDonalds, a food Teigen refers to as “nugz.” And, you know, there’s this:
Your honor, I rest my drunken case.
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