Queen of England To Join Facebook, Plans To Rule Farmville With Iron Fist
LatestWho’s the latest celebrity to sign onto the platform that’s now best known as a cesspool of misspelled racist rants against President Obama and pictures of your most obnoxious high school classmate’s ultrasounds? The queen, that’s who!
As of today, the head of the House of Windsor will have a Facebook account of her very own. While some of her younger relatives have gotten in trouble for showcasing themselves in compromising positions using the social networking site, Queen Elizabeth II‘s profile page will be maintained by a team of handlers who will undoubtedly make sure she doesn’t get drunk and lonely and spend several hours looking at picture’s of her ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend.