Reader Email Haiku: 'I Have Always Been a Great Fan of the Vagina'


The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag we may find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them as Haikus. In this edition, a reader shares his thoughts.


From: CandCHoldings2
Date: Thu, Feb 7, 2013 at 7:38 AM
Subject: Vagina

I have always been
a great fan of the vagina
and can look, lick and

touch one for hours.
It really annoys me that
people criticize

and then alter such
a beautiful creation.
Long lips, big clits, gorgeous

juicy and hairy
are just perfect for me.
So if any body

criticize yours tell
them to take a hike,
regards Pete

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