Reader Roundup


We made it through another week, and the best comments are the cherry on the sundae of Friday. Or something. Super-funny stuff ahead!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to TGIF: “And on the 8th day, God had leftovers. And behold, it was good!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Breast Intentions: The Times is in London/They hate France/They want to see Carla’s underpants.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What Type Of Bitch Are You?: “Apparently, I’m a lot of different bitches, so I guess I’m a mutt.” And!

Types of Britches
1) too tight they give me creases britches
2) artfully holey I paid 100$ for these britches
3) real holey I got these at the thrift store britches
4) I only wear these on wash day britches
5) too short but I still wear them britches
6) high waisted can anyone wear these but a fashion model britches
7)too big for my britches
8) these make my ass look great britches
9) I will never wear these but I have to keep them in my closet because my mom gave them too me britches
10) I love these and want to wear them all day every day britches
11) britches that smell like the Italian food I ate last night
12) britches with cat hair on them
13) Coke britches (a lindsey lohan favorite)
14) MC hammer britches

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Reality Bites: “And that’s the news from my pants. Where all of the anesthesia is strong, all of the doctors are good looking, and all the penises are below average.”

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at [email protected].

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