Someone Just Disrespected My Friend's Salad By Mark Shrayber | August 1, 2014 | 9:39pm In Depth × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! She looked at it like this. Am I now morally obligated to destroy her entire family? Y/N? (Evidence below.) This is the salad: Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court This is my friend Sam after: We are at Burger Bar because The Cheesecake factory had a one hour wait. We are already TURNT UP! Don’t come for our salads, man! More from JezebelRanking Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Attendees Based on How Long They'll Survive the Class WarsIn Eva Orner's 'Surviving Ohio State,' Male Survivors Get Their DueAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
