Take that, pasta-munchers!


In a no doubt heart-warming boost for embattled PM Tony Blair, it’s emerged that the Brits are actually good at something after all: Having big tits!.

Yup. Apparently more than half of all those busty British babes – 57% – need a bra cup of size D or larger. But the best news is that those olive-skinned, doe-eyed, slinky, ‘oh we’re so much sexier than anyone else’ bastard Italian girls come in last!

Suck it, Italy.

Also, one day you WILL run to fat.

[Rule Britannia]

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