Doesn’t it seem like Dear John came out, like yesterday? Whatever, The Last Song is here now! And whether or not Nicholas Sparks’ shmaltz will leave you weeping, Miley and co’s clothes? Certainly will.
Miley looks so happy with real-life beau Liam Hemsworth that I feel kinda bad taking on her bondage cocktail-wear. But I’d feel worse if I didn’t.
See I don’t know what “don’t” this is, because I doubt any rulebook ever envisioned the horror that is Brittany Curran‘s dress. But I think this one would make the books.
Look, a lot of people go through a vague hippie stage and think they discovered Hendrix. So we’ll go easy on Jennifer Stone.