To Elon Musk, Sorry for Everything! Azealia Banks


Azealia Banks has penned what is perhaps the least necessary apology of the summer.

The rapper, whose new song fucking rules, wants Elon Musk to know that she’s very sorry for posting a bunch of private shit about him and girlfriend Grimes on her Instagram story after Grimes ghosted on a planned recording session with Azealia on the Tesla bad guy’s property. The apology, also posted on her story, has since disappeared, but Billboard found a screenshot.

“I feel terrible about everything,” wrote Banks. “I came to your home without a single intention other than finishing a series of tracks with [Grimes].”

“I was welcomed to a lot of personal information about you. The stuff made me feel awkward and uncomfortable about being privy to, yet I never had any intentions of ever using the information against you. What started off as a cat-fight lead to some seriously unexpected consequences and I sincerely apologize,” she wrote, probably referring to Tesla’s stock dropping since this all began and the rumors that Grimes has dumped him.

“I’ve been told you are a fan of my music,” she wrote. “If you are up for it, I’d like to meet you in person to properly and formally introduce myself to you After all, we are now the co-stars of pop culture’s latest fan-fictions .”

Fuck Elon Musk, but I want Azealia Banks to have a flamethrower. Like Natalies Imbruglia before me, I’m torn.

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