Unsolicited Uterus Update: Johnny Depp's Fiancée Amber Heard Pregnant

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Amber Heard is pregnant with a Depp-baby, says pseudo-reputable publication inTouch — who heard it from her ex-boyfriend Mark Wystrach (nice going, MARK). Congratulations to them if it’s true!

“She’s pregnant already! I saw her three weeks ago,” quoth Mark. “[Complete and total silence],” quoth Amber’s reps. Last week, OK! also reported that Amber was pregnant because she was seen touching her stomach in public, the universal tabloid sign for “I am secretly with child.”

Johnny Depp recently said on TV that he would like to “make 100” children. He currently has two, Lily-Rose Melody and John “Jack” Christopher, with Vanessa Paradis. So only 97 to go. [inTouch]


Gwyneth Paltrow is still wearing her wedding ring, per Gwyneth Paltrow’s Instagram. Maybe it’s like one of those wish bracelet things where your magical behest (“I wish to divorce Chris Martin“) doesn’t come true until it falls off on its own accord? Idk. Conscious uncouplings are confusing. [Gossip Cop]


Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is on the cover of Rolling Stone, naked save for a back tattoo of the Constitution. In the mag, she discusses her career path as a woman: “There is sexism – I’m not denying its existence. But I’m saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, ‘Get out of my way.'” MOVE IT, PATRIARCHY. [Rolling Stone]