It’s fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.*
Apparently this is the Boat Dress by Jacqueline Bradley, and I bet you didn’t know that when you google “inflatable dress”, there’s more than one. Fucking humanity, it never ceases to impress. Alternately, you can just get a plastic garbage bag and then sew the ends together and fart a bunch. Happy floating!
*Those are both people you probably desperately want to impress.
[PeeWee Herman’s Facebook, of course]
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