Having clawed their way out of Simon Cowell’s X Factor workhouse, the Dickensian orphans of One Direction have finally made it from a life of pickpocketing and singing Take That covers for scratch to the glamor and wealth of the big leagues. The most recent sign that they’ve made it? They’re all having their likenesses created for Madame Tussauds, the international wax museum famous for its celebrity wax statues and slightly less famous for being a place that I once tried and immediately failed to sneak into when I was 16.
The wax version of 1D is still a work in progress, but Madame Tussauds recently unveiled press photos of the groups unfinished heads. In a word? CUH-YUTE. But which wax One Direction head do you want to date the most?
Wax Zayn Malik
Pros: First of all, this looks so much like him! And by “like him,” what I mean is that it looks like it’s based on the head of a man, which Zayn Malik, as the second oldest member of One Direction almost is. You want this wax head to be your boyfriend if you’re the kind of gal who likes rebels, bad boys or people with disfiguring scratches where their beard and eyebrows should be.
Cons: You don’t date a disembodied wax head like this if you want a disembodied wax head who likes to be tamed. Start something with him and you better be ready for some long hours spent waiting for him to call or respond to your texts only to never hear back. Chances are that he is too busy partying and getting crazy to pay you much thought. Are you the jealous type or do you let things roll of your back because you’re too busy partying on your own? Wax head Zayn is great for the latter, but not so great for the former.
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