Who Has Coronavirus? The Sequel: 2 Corona 2 Virus

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The White House has seemingly not learned a single thing from its last bout with covid-19. After Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway, Kayleigh McEnany, Hope Hicks, and numerous other Trump officials tested positive for the virus last month—culminating in Trump’s disastrous hospitalization—Miss Rona is back in action about the Capitol’s sacred halls.

What follows is a helpful list of the latest batch of goons, gremlins, and menaces now stricken with the virus, as the Trump campaign laughably juggles mounting backlash to its voter fraud claims, and a wacky, mixed-message coup.

Really, there is no more fitting an end to Trump’s tenure as the most powerful man on the planet than this: A sinking plague ship crashing into a clown car stuffed with fools.

Rep. Mark Meadows

Rep. Mark Meadows
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Loser Presidential Candidate, Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson

Loser Presidential Candidate, Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson
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President of Citizens United David Bossie

President of Citizens United David Bossie
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White House Political Director Brian Jack

White House Political Director Brian Jack
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Campaign Adviser Corey Lewandowski

Campaign Adviser Corey Lewandowski
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Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA)

Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
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Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL)

Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL)
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Donald Trump Jr., Least Favored Son

Donald Trump Jr., Least Favored Son
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