Your Complete Guide To Bad Burqa Puns

Veiled Threats!
Of course, how can we forget the “veiled threat?” Uh oh! Watch out! Islam and Muslims are big, bad and ugly, and they’re coming to getcha! These are most common in “integration” and “social cohesion debates” and further serve to remind you that Islamistan is taking over, stat.

“Veiled Threat” [Daily Dish]
“Veiled Threat” [Sunday Times]

“Veiled Threat: Niqab New Flashpoint in Tolerance Debate” [National Post]
“Veiled Threat?” [Daily Star]
“Veiled Threats” [New York Times]
“Veiled Threats: Row Over Islamic Dress Opens Bitter Divisions in France” [Guardian]
“Thinly veiled threat” [New Statesman]
“Focus: A Veiled Threat” [Sunday Times]
“No Veiled Threat- France Mulls Fines for Wearing Burka in Public” [New York Daily News]
“The Veiled Threat in Europe” [Khaleej Times]
“France’s Veil Threat” [Los Angeles Times]
“Veiled fears: France’s push to keep women s faces uncovered” [Globe and Mail]
“Racism Veiled as Liberation” [Guardian]

Behind the Veil!
The seemingly more empathetic and well-intentioned approach is the “behind the veil” pun. Connecting with the veiler by breaking through the veil’s metaphorical “barrier,” while not outright rejecting the veil, seems to bring to light the more positive stories. Still, it doesn’t stop you from wanting to shout back, “my freaking hair (and maybe some of my face), boo!”

“Behind the Veil; Exploring Love, Sex and Freedom Among Muslim Women” [Hartford Courant]
“Behind the Veil: A Muslim Woman’s Perspective” [Targeted News Service]
“Behind the Veil: Inside Iran” [Dateline NBC]
“Behind the Veil: An Intimate Journey into the Lives of Kandahar’s Women” [Globe and Mail]
“Behind the veil: Why Islam’s most visible symbol is spreading” [The Christian Science Monitor]
“Behind the veil lives a thriving Muslim sexuality” [Sydney Morning Herald (Australia)]
“Inside Afghanistan: Behind the veil” [BBC News]
“Muslim Women: Behind the Veil” [Observer UK]
“Here’s the Truth Behind the Veil” [Times of India]
“The Many Faces Behind the Veil” [The Independent]
“Pursuing Happiness Behind the Veil” [Los Angeles Times]
“Criminalising Women Behind the Veil” [BBC News]
“Life Behind The Veil” [Nepali Times]
“Voices from Behind the Veil” [Christian Science Monitor]
“From behind the hijab: women reveal their dream world” [Sydney Morning Herald (Australia)]
“What’s hiding behind France’s proposed burqa ban?” [Christian Science Monitor]
“Behind Burqa, Student Gets An Education in Bigotry” [Hartford Courant]
“French Niqab Ban: Beneath the Veil” [Guardian]
“Beneath the Veil” [Boston Globe]

The Special Award for Repetitive Use
This one goes to the New York Times.

“Veiled Arguments” [New York Times]
“Behind the Veil” [The New York Times]
“Tearing Away the Veil” [The New York Times]
“Under a Scarf, a Turkish Lawyer Fighting to Wear it” [The New York Times]
“Behind the Burqa” [The New York Times]
“Under the Cover of Islam” [The New York Times]
“Behind the Veil; A Muslim Woman Speaks Out” [The New York Times]
“Srinagar Journal; Behind the Veil, a Muslim Feminist” [The New York Times]
“Under the Veil” [The New York Times]

But don’t forget shrouding! Veils shroud, too!
“Controversy shrouds Muslim women’s head coverings” [USA Today]

More than just being annoying, these veil puns pointedly remind us of the public’s obsession, discomfort, and fascination with Muslim women and their sexuality. Even when headlining an article about a Muslim-majority country or about Islam more generally, and not about Muslim women, the veil puns draw us back to what we should be thinking about-women who seem to exist in a sexual realm outside of the existing norms of Western society. The less-sexy reality is that Muslim women are neither defined by the veil, nor is it the most important community issue or need for Muslim women.

Moreover, these puns perpetuate that the idea that Islam (metaphorically) or Muslim women (literally), are things that ought to be unveiled. Of course this implies that the truth about Islam is somehow hidden or that Muslim women shouldn’t wear veils. (Notice how often others unveil Muslim-y things, it’s not painted as an autonomous act.)

There’s no changing the fact that the language and popular discourses on Muslim women and Islamic modest dress make these puns write themselves. So if news outlets are committed to their puns, perhaps they can at least be a bit more creative.

With that I leave you with a refreshing veil-related story, devoid of the big bad veil pun. Editors, take
note!