Allen: when you have some free time, can you put the stuff that i put in the washer into the dryer?
Allen: and then put the remaining stuff in the ikea bag into the washer?
me: nope
me: not really my job
me: #realtalk
Allen: #butreally
me: #ok
(Allen read this and wanted me to add that the Ikea bag is the blue one you can buy and not one he stole. I don’t know why he cares, considering that he accidentally walked off with a ten dollar decal that he put under the boxes of furniture we bought and no one scanned, but you know, priorities.)
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