Amy Poehler is currently making the rounds on behalf of her newly released book, Yes Please, dispensing all manner of delightful anecdotes. And now her publisher has released a few clips from the audio version, including Patrick Stewart reading haikus about plastic surgery.
The Wall Street Journal has the goods. (Unfortunately it’s exclusive and I can’t embed the SoundCloud file, because there’s no bigger concentration of Amy Poehler fans than the readership of the banker’s beloved WSJ.) It’s worth a click to hear Patrick Stewart very precisely announce, “Plastic surgery requires a good amount of lying to friends,” and “Can I be honest? You look like a lady from the Broadway show Cats.” File that one away for future use.
Also, via E!, here is a Howard Stern interview about her failed date with John Stamos.
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