Well, now you can see some footage from that wedding, including the vows, and it’s all set to a bluegrass cover of “Rainbow Connection” by The Get Down Boys.
Schumer gets a little silly during the vows (“I just wanted to plug some of my road dates”) but it’s mostly an earnest, supremely PG affair. Or edited as such.
And not a blow-job joke in sight.
[The Cut]
Here’s
Ireland Baldwin’s PETA ad (she’s the daughter of
Alec Baldwin and
Kim Basinger in case you were needing to look that up, like I was!).
I suppose that, yes, I agree, unless it’s winter and those are my only two options. And especially if constant public shame and harassment are taken out of the equation. Then fine, cool, great, I guess female nudity wouldn’t need to seem as outrageous as wearing the skin of a dozen slain bunnies in that case.
Ever wonder what
Russell Crowe is doing? Rest assured it’s exactly what you had in mind: auctioning off a bunch of stuff he and his ex-wife used to enjoy together on their wedding anniversary.
[THR]
This has been Dirt Bag brought to you by Marriage (and PETA).
- Looks like a Men in Black spinoff starring Chris Hemsworth is in the works. [Variety]
- Is there Twitter rehab for celebs? Is it, like, a spa with no wifi? Put it in an Italian chateau and send Armie Hammer there. [Page Six]
- Keith Richards apologized to Mick Jagger about dick-related stuff. [People]
