Amy Schumer's Wedding Vows Actually Seem Pretty Tame 

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You know how Amy Schumer got married to chef Chris Fischer a couple weeks ago?

Well, now you can see some footage from that wedding, including the vows, and it’s all set to a bluegrass cover of “Rainbow Connection” by The Get Down Boys.

Schumer gets a little silly during the vows (“I just wanted to plug some of my road dates”) but it’s mostly an earnest, supremely PG affair. Or edited as such.

And not a blow-job joke in sight.

[The Cut]

Here’s Ireland Baldwin’s PETA ad (she’s the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in case you were needing to look that up, like I was!).

I suppose that, yes, I agree, unless it’s winter and those are my only two options. And especially if constant public shame and harassment are taken out of the equation. Then fine, cool, great, I guess female nudity wouldn’t need to seem as outrageous as wearing the skin of a dozen slain bunnies in that case.

Ever wonder what Russell Crowe is doing? Rest assured it’s exactly what you had in mind: auctioning off a bunch of stuff he and his ex-wife used to enjoy together on their wedding anniversary.


This has been Dirt Bag brought to you by Marriage (and PETA).

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