Animal Rights Group Performs Supermarket Chicken Funeral
Remember Direct Action Everywhere, the group from last month that brought us the video of a distraught woman telling restaurant customers the story of her chicken baby? They’re back,* and now they’ve gifted us that marvelous, marvelous headline. I genuinely love these people, in the same way I loved Herman Cain’s failed political career.
This time, the video opens with an extremely solemn, well-dressed young man in a supermarket saying “in memory *pause* of a life lost.” He then picks up a packaged chicken, sighs with determination, and, carrying it to the meat section, shouts out “it’s not food, it’s violence” (this is apparently the group’s ongoing slogan). Then the video becomes truly incredible and makes me thank whatever deity is up there that YouTube exists.