Anne Hathaway Quit Drinking For the Next '18 Years' Because She Hates Being Hungover

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Good old Anne Hathaway is out here making the absolute most sense for once and I am shocked, humbled, and in awe of her wisdom at this moment in time!!

In an appearance on Ellen, the Hathaway mentioned that she made the decision to stop drinking for the next 18 years because she went to a business meeting hungover and wasn’t thrilled about the way she felt. The whole 18 years thing is because of her son, who is young and requires a lot of her attention. “I’m going to stop drinking while my son is in the house just because I don’t totally don’t love the way I do it and he’s getting to an age where he really does need me all the time in the morning,” she said.

Makes a lot of sense to me! Being hungover and dealing with yourself is too much to bear after a certain age, when hangovers stretch into two-day affairs. Imagining that feeling but also dealing with a child sounds like a nightmare that no one should willingly suffer through! Will she actually not drink at all for 18 years, until her precious son is grown up and has left the house? I have no idea, because I cannot see the future and would never dare to try. But chasing a two-year-old with a splitting headache and a desperate need for seltzer and an Egg McMuffin sounds like torture, so hey, maybe she will. Drinking is fine, live your life, but Annie (if I may call you that?), try weed!!!

[Just Jared]

And now, an update on whatever the hell is happening with Blac Chyna, Alexis Skyy and Rob Kardashian. There’s absolutely NO way Alexis will meet Dream, because: 1) that relationship between Rob and Alexis won’t last; 2) it’s baked into their custody agreement that Dream will meet no new significant other within the first six months of dating.

Again, I am not a professional, just an avid enthusiast, but shouldn’t all custody agreements have some sort of clause like this? Even if they DO violate said agreement, Dream is a baby and won’t remember shit, but for optics and also for the sanity of all parties involved, maybe it’s best to just… not.

[Page Six]

Uh…. okay!!! [People]

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