Makes a lot of sense to me! Being hungover and dealing with yourself is too much to bear after a certain age, when hangovers stretch into two-day affairs. Imagining that feeling but also dealing with a child sounds like a nightmare that no one should willingly suffer through! Will she actually not drink at all for 18 years, until her precious son is grown up and has left the house? I have no idea, because I cannot see the future and would never dare to try. But chasing a two-year-old with a splitting headache and a desperate need for seltzer and an Egg McMuffin sounds like torture, so hey, maybe she will. Drinking is fine, live your life, but Annie (if I may call you that?), try weed!!!
[Just Jared]
And now, an update on whatever the hell is happening with
Blac Chyna,
Alexis Skyy and
Rob Kardashian. There’s absolutely NO way Alexis will meet
Dream, because: 1) that relationship between Rob and Alexis won’t last; 2) it’s baked into their custody agreement that Dream will meet no new significant other within the first six months of dating.
Again, I am not a professional, just an avid enthusiast, but shouldn’t all custody agreements have some sort of clause like this? Even if they DO violate said agreement, Dream is a baby and won’t remember shit, but for optics and also for the sanity of all parties involved, maybe it’s best to just… not.
[Page Six]
Uh…. okay!!! [
People]
- If you care, Lauren Sanchez apparently had a dalliance with Mike Piazza of the New York Mets. I personally do not, but maybe you do!! [Page Six]
- Another nickname for Meghan Markle: the “#avocadotoast whisperer.” [Page Six]
- Oh god, I sincerely hope Kylie Jenner is not pregnant again. [E! News]
- Tom Arnold and his wife Ashely Groussman have split up. [People]
