Bedazzled Minis, Sexy Diapers, and Versace Galore on the VMAs Red Carpet
EntertainmentHello hello and good morning! The VMAs were a mess, as usual, but the red carpet was somewhat—SOMEWHAT—more subdued. Let’s dive in.
Taylor Swift brought her Girl Squad™ in lieu of a date, because female friendships are the best, especially when you can force everyone to color coordinate! Seriously, though, I do not think it was an accident that we have here an assortment of rich fall hues and understated patterns.
From Taylor’s model friends, we have Karlie Kloss in a simple orange Louis Vuitton Resort getup that would look absolutely hideous on anyone else; Cara Delevingne in a Saint Laurent minidress that’s kind of underwhelming, Lily Aldridge in a very model-y model black va-voom whatever, and Gigi Hadid in a gorgeous yellow diaper and 100 lbs. of bronzer. (I actually am digging it.)
As for Taylor’s non-model friends, we have actress/confident masturbator Hailee Steinfeld in a truly gorgeous Stella McCartney jumpsuit and choker, Selena Gomez in a less successful and frankly unflattering black Calvin Klein dress, and Taylor Herself in a very good Ashish sequin houndstooth two-piece.
Oof. Okay, Rebel Wilson looks like she got a do-it-yourself sewing pattern from Hot Topic, Chanel West Coast is dealing with some kind of baroque applique situation, and Rita Ora is in a GOWN by VERA WANG at the MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, this happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR, someone NEEDS to tell her to chill out.
Blac Chyna, Amber Rose & pals put some mean words on their outfits.
Violet Chachki looks lame as hell LIKE ALWAYS (Ginger Ming 4ever); honestly I am not surprised by Miley’s assless custom Versace look and I don’t… hate it, really, she’s doing like a naked Zenon Girl of the 21st Century thing and why not? And of course, Baddie Winkle takes the cake in sneaks, a Discount Universe dress that doesn’t appear to fit, and a pink fur coat.