Bodybuilding Swingers Want You to Accept Jesus Christ Into Your Heart


Forget the so-called “hot pastor” from Kim and Kanye’s wedding. Here are the camera-ready faithful who really deserve a reality TV show: Floridians Cristy and Dean Parave, who are outspoken Christians, as well as swingers, as well as bodybuilders. They are very busy, one assumes.

Britain’s Barcroft TV traveled to the Sunshine state to get the scoop (h/t The Daily Mail). It’s pretty straightforward, actually: The Paraves treat their sextracurricular activities as an opportunity to stump for the Lord. (They’ve also combined their love of swinging with their love of exercise to launch I wonder if they know about Said Dean: “Swinging to me started as a lifestyle, and then, it was like, you know what? We can do a lot of good with this. Instead of like, you know, let’s just have fun with this. I’m getting to people that probably will never even visit a church.”

“God’s not going to put a lion with a bunch of elephants,” he added. “What’s he gonna do? He’s gonna put a swinger with a bunch of swingers to spread his word. Simple as that.”

“I feel like, right now, this is God’s plan,” explains Cristy. Fishers of men, indeed!

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