Forget about lifting the veil — lift the dress! That is the insane logic applied to this alleged trend of getting the entire bridal party to lift their dresses and stick out their asses for a phun photo op. If this is a real thing, might I suggest that it is the duckface of bridal photo. Except, you know asses.
Over at the Elite Daily, we learn that there are at least a handful of photos circulating wherein bridesmaids and the bride-to-be are all showing some serious ass, to varying degrees of ass-ness.
For instance:
Thoughts:
Bridesmaids are naughty. They are so naughty. Sometimes, they are so naughty they have to cover their mouths because the naughtiness is so shocking.
Sometimes just a finger to the mouth will get the job of telegraphing naughtiness done.
A friend pointed out that at least two of the bridesmaids in green are like, 12 years old.
Another friend wondered, Were the bridesmaids warned? I don’t see any Spanx.
Someone else said: Bridesmaids don’t wear white! And there are two women in veils! That looks like goofing around on a porno set.